alexkolanko

alexkolanko

Favorite films

  • Network
  • It's Such a Beautiful Day
  • Mother
  • Grizzly Man

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  • Concrete Utopia

    ★★★★

  • The Fall Guy

    ★★★

  • Challengers

    ★★★½

  • Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★½

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  • Concrete Utopia

    Concrete Utopia

    ★★★★

    At the end of the world, as everything crumbles, the HOA remains strong.

  • The Fall Guy

    The Fall Guy

    ★★★

    Absolutely criminal that I didn’t watch this on a plane. Pervert behaviour to watch this on imax and not on the back of the seat in front of me. 

    This is your friend’s boring boyfriend’s movie of the year. And he’s right. It is the most pleasing movie you will see.

    Behind me a man laughed, out loud, at every joke. He clapped at explosions and twists. He said “that was amazing” as soon as the credits rolled.  He is…

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  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion

    Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion

    ★★★★

    Don’t act like you have never been this horny

  • Hundreds of Beavers

    Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★½

    When I used perform in improv festivals, you would meet a type of guy who made his whole personality knowing things. His whole deal was being correct and remembering things. Not stories of his life, but rather facts, usually about movies and sometimes about history. Art, and by extension improv, was a puzzle to be solved with the most correct answer. It is, when done well, impressive for a while, to watch someone remember. But ultimately it’s one trick that…

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