Why would my “friend” Sachin Sinha ask me to marathon the Planet of the Apes reboots with him in anticipation of the 4th movie, only for him to watch them alone?
Why do the ones we love hurt us the most?
Why would you ever cast James Franco as a scientist?
Would love one person to convince me that this was in anyways good! Just kidding! Do not talk to me about this!
I’m a bitch! I’m a lover!
I’m a crybaby!
I’m a Cancer, Scorpio, Cancer!
I’m yelling at Zach in the other room that “he doesn’t get it” while he plays RuneScape on his phone!
