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Face/Off 1997
Dude this fucking ruled. You need to get together with some stinkers and take a shot every time someone on screen drags their palm down another characters face (as if their dragging their face OFF). I would’ve loved to be in the pitch meeting for this I guarantee everyone was blowing their faces off with mounds of cocaine to come up with this plot.
*sniff* “so nick he has a moustache and shoots John but the bullet kills his son…
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Beau Is Afraid 2023
🚨pay attention if you’re a sigma like me🚨
❗️1ST HALF: what no sex does to a mf❗️
❗️2ND HALF: what sex does to a mf❗️
Anyways fellow BROS after sitting through a full 3 fucking hours (or something like that) of CHRISTIAN PROPAGANDA I can whole heartedly say: I get it I fucking get it
I have never watched anything more clear in my entire life.Women? Bad!
Sex? Bad!
Mental health? Not real probably!…
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Last Night in Soho 2021
Alright here we go. Listen the movie was fine like it was fine 🤷 Idk it’s just weird you know? Ugh okay I didn’t wanna get political but there’s just like way too many women with speaking roles in this 😡 there! I said it okay! Just like wayyyyy too many women in this movie in general. I couldn’t help but sit there and see a FEMALE actress 👱♀️ do a role that easily could have been a MALE👨 actor.…
