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  • The Lion King
  • Dune
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
  • The 13th Warrior

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  • Cléo from 5 to 7

    ★★★

  • Kes

    ★★★★

  • Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★½

  • Challengers

    ★★

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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

    ★★★★★ Watched 10 Feb 2019 9

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    GV:0156


    the Following is a comprehensive list of all the truly inspirational feats by each character, followed by the fumbles and lowlights of the two worst characters :


    Theoden
    - Decides to aid Gondor in spite of his personal resentment
    - Delivers the best rousing speech in the film, screaming about Death
    - Leads the Green Capes Of Rohan to the greatest rescue scene in the film
    - Commands the takedown of x1 Oliphaunt


    Eowyn
    - Is able to function…

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

    ★★½ Rewatched 20 Sep 2023 8

    the MVP Turtle Of Every Single Movie in Chronological Order :


    Donatello = 3 MVPs
    Raphael = 3 MVPs
    Leonardo = 2 MVPs
    Michaelangelo = 2 MVPs


    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem 2023
    Raphael
    Thanks to his disconcerting level of zeal for ass-whupping


    Rise Of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2022
    Michaelangelo
    For being a true friend and looking out for Donnies super gross soft shell vulnerability no matter how disgusting it was to look at and think about…

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  • Rugrats in Paris: The Movie

    Rugrats in Paris: The Movie 2000

    ★½ Watched 05 Apr 2021

    GV:0539


    Angela Pickles sings a cover of Bad Girls alongside some Sumo Wrestlers and that bumps up the rating a little bit

  • Cléo from 5 to 7

    Cléo from 5 to 7 1962

    ★★★ Watched 12 May 2024

    GV:1047


    Cinematography So Good - it could probably Cure Pink Eye !


    Some of the best cinematography I have ever seen, especially for a black and white film from the 60s. There are oftentimes, so many elements in every single frame and yet, it never feels cluttered or cramped at any given point in time. So many moving parts make up these shots, (especially from outside on the street in public) and they all seem to come together perfectly for…

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  • Road House

    Road House 2024

    ★★½ Watched 14 Apr 2024 2

    GV:1025


    While this remake misses out on the immortal 80s aesthetic, the trade off is Conor Mcgregor hamming it up and making an absolute spectacle out of every single scene he's in. Insert the obligatory 'he didn't even know he was being filmed' joke. I guess this is the closest thing we will get to seeing Conor compete ever again


    All of the "cheesy" scenes are actually very self aware and are done intentionally to tribute the 1989 Patrick Swayze version. Even…

  • Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

    ★★½ Watched 09 May 2024

    GV:1045


    🍌 Monkeys are Sooo Cool 🍌

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