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Favorite films

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • Scream

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  • Fifty Shades of Grey

    ½

  • All of Us Strangers

    ★★★★½

  • My Next Guest with David Letterman and John Mulaney

  • How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

    ★★★½

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  • Fifty Shades of Grey

    Fifty Shades of Grey

    ½

    music by danny elfman? losing your virginity in the sex chamber? few questions amongst many

  • All of Us Strangers

    All of Us Strangers

    ★★★★½

    wow. these 2 men always know how to make me sad.

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  • Not Okay

    Not Okay

    ★★★½

    “guinea” weasley and dylan o’brien as pete davidson… you are so seen!!

  • Purple Hearts

    Purple Hearts

    this is every liberal infographic-posting girl and their trump-supporter boyfriend