Artemis

Artemis

I’m actually just several axew wearing a trench coat

Favorite films

  • Amélie
  • 1917
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

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  • There's Something About Mary

    ★★

  • Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

    ★★★★★

  • Shiva Baby

    ★★★½

  • Good Will Hunting

    ★★★

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  • There's Something About Mary

    There's Something About Mary

    ★★

    Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding.…

  • Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

    Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

    ★★★★★

    This is camp… Lisa Kudrow can I be your lesbian lover forever and ever? Masterpiece masterpiece masterpiece. I hope Romy hooks up with the vogue lesbian ex bully.

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  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    ★★★★★

    yeah five stars bitch. I don’t even care.

  • Brandy Hellville & the Cult of Fast Fashion

    Brandy Hellville & the Cult of Fast Fashion

    ★★★

    As a former anorexic I was obsessed with Brandy, even though it opposed everything I stood for. This really articulates a lot of the weird dissonance and desire. Fascinating deep dive, corny in parts, but sufficient in