this is what 13 year old me thought was gonna happen when i shaved my pussy for the one direction concert
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Challengers 2024
Hey we saw you from across the tennis court and really dig your vibe, do you want to engage in a biblical level throuple over multiple decades
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The Idea of You 2024
Do you know how many 40 year old women are going to be at Coachella next year because of this
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Challengers 2024
oh. what do you do when one day you wake up and look at your life and realize this was never the life you were supposed to have? and you realize that the man who loves you isn't someone you can respect, and the one man you respect isn't someone you can forgive? (do you choose your home or your mirror?) worse, how do you confess that you'd trade your husband and the daughter you made together in a heartbeat for…
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May the 12th Be with You 2024
Holy shit THAT'S what Marge sounds like now????? Please free Julie Kavner oh my God
Deeply dire, artless, soulless, godless abomination. What are the jokes in this? When a ship lands and Ahsoka walks out of it, what's the joke there? That Ahsoka showed up??? And why does she have that fuckass Hutt baby from the Clone Wars movie?
The credits music is literally just a random piece of the Phantom Menace score from the scene where they leave Coruscant for Naboo. It doesn't even fit here! What are you DOING
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The Idea of You 2024
watched this with my mom and when it was over she said “this is how i felt about austin butler after elvis”
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The Idea of You 2024
i think it's actually awesome that nicholas galitzine is only allowed to have men or milfs as love interests
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Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024
bro heard about the Roman Empire and thinks he's Julius Caesar
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