• The Lair of the White Worm

    The Lair of the White Worm

    ★★★★

    when no one got me, i know ken russell got me

  • The Fall Guy

    The Fall Guy

    ★★½

    obsessed with whoever decided to style hannah waddingham like rick james

  • Women in Love

    Women in Love

    ★★★★★

    every frame of this is just so unbelievably queer in every sense of the word. so bleak and so funny. glenda jackson is luminous

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★½

    may thy racket chip and shatter

  • Civil War

    Civil War

    ★½

    hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Scoop

    Scoop

    ★★

    need them to make one of these for the intrepid journalists who bravely exposed lydia tár

  • Cat People

    Cat People

    ★★★

    nastassja kinski at her peak was kinda everything

  • Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    ★½

    what a load of bollocks

  • Michael Clayton

    Michael Clayton

    ★★★

    they gave tilda an oscar for this but didn't even nominate her for we need to talk about kevin?? the academy stay smoking crack

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    being the tech assistant to a supervillain is such a shoshanna thing to do

  • Yentl

    Yentl

    ★★★★

    he got that t boy swag

  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this can’t be how we get lindsay lohan back on the big screen.. there has to be another way