• The Idea of You

    The Idea of You

    ★½

    if my mom lived my dream wattpad love story i would’ve k1lled myself

  • Titanic

    Titanic

    ★★★★★

    “wait for an absolution that will never come”
    and “never an absolution” starts playing
    OH JAMES HORNER ILY

    watching titanic once a month 5/12

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★★★

    can’t believe damien chazelle invented colors

  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

    Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

    ★★★★★

    “you were my brother anakin, i loved you”
    GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK IN TIME PLEASE

  • Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

    Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

    ★★★★½

    only smart people would understand this masterpiece, and i do.

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★★

    “listen if your mother had had the abortion we wouldn’t have to sit through this stupid assembly”
    GAGGED

  • The Iron Claw

    The Iron Claw

    ★★★★★

    well kids today we learned that if something is bad it can always get worse, and worse and worse.

  • April Captains

    April Captains

    ★★★★½

    after the revolution salgueiro maia took a degree in cuntology at the university of servington

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★★

    not to be #different but i wouldn’t trade mike freaking faist for prince charles

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★★

    dead poets society, good will hunting & the holdovers marathon!!

  • Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

    ★★★★★

    the fact that padme picked the CUNTIEST outfit to tell anakin they couldn’t be together was so real of her 
    & yes i’m giving this movie 5 stars, sue me!

  • Return of the Jedi

    Return of the Jedi

    ★★★★★

    han’s face when leia tells him luke is her brother is hilarious, bro had questions about that kiss