Sholto Bolton

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Favorite films

  • The Conversation
  • Paris, Texas
  • A Serious Man
  • Napoleon

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  • Star Trek: Generations

    ★★★

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    ★★★

  • Manos: The Hands of Fate

  • Dogville

    ★★★½

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  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    When everyone looks back at this, people are going to have a really hard time trying to explain why it made them all lose their minds. Like the French Revolution.

    I thought the film was fine. I even liked parts of it (though those moments are clustered in the first 2/3rds of the movie). The film's strongest element is its sense of humour. Well, about half the time. The image of Ryan Gosling as Ken pilfering a school library for…

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  • 2001: A Space Travesty

    2001: A Space Travesty

    I’ve been trying to get hold of this film for years. I finally got to watch it, and… it was just awful.

    Shame on me I guess.

    Despite its name, the film only contains about 2 minutes of 2001 parody.

    Really it’s just a naked gun movie that has hacked up Total Recall and is now playing dress up in its skin. A naked gun film that isn’t funny I should clarify.

    Half the actors in this film are European…

  • Under the Silver Lake

    Under the Silver Lake

    ★★★★½

    What do the skunks mean?

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  • A View to a Kill

    A View to a Kill

    ★½

    "Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes."