Robert Hayes

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I just really like movies.

Favorite films

  • Fargo
  • American Psycho
  • Vertigo
  • Metropolis

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  • Marianne

    ★★★

  • Here Comes Mr. Jordan

    ★★★★½

  • Perfect Blue

    ★★★½

  • Simmer

    ★★★

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  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ★½

    Just as godawful as I'd heard, but at least I got some chuckles out of it. (And, "The best part of the future is it hasn't happened yet" is not the greatest line to end on.)

  • Three Little Pigs

    Three Little Pigs

    ★★★★

    Classic story and a classic adaptation. Just two observations:
    - Practical Pig using turpentine (DIP!!!) on a villain before Roger Rabbit.
    - Building a piano out of brick can't be that practical, can it?

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  • Marianne

    Marianne

    ★★★

    Wouldn't be much of a Marion Davies movie without her dressing up in drag... As for the film itself, it was fine. Holds up better than a lot of musicals from this transitional period.

  • Here Comes Mr. Jordan

    Here Comes Mr. Jordan

    ★★★★½

    Well, if that wasn't one of the most charming things ever!

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  • A Time to Kill

    A Time to Kill

    ★★★★

    "Yes, they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!"

    Case closed.

  • King Kong

    King Kong

    ★★★★

    The grandaddy of FX-driven blockbusters, with Fay Wray, cinema's original scream queen. The middle (and longest) section taking place on the island went on a little long for my tastes. But that's only a minor criticism as the film is massively entertaining otherwise.