“I got something to say, you know but nothing comes.
Yes, I know what you think of me, you never shut up.
Yeah, I can hear that.
But what if I'm a mermaid in these jeans of his with her name still on it?
Hey, but I don't care cause sometimes — I said sometimes — I hear my voice, and it's been here, silent all these years.”
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Kamikaze Girls 2004
[Stefon voice]: This film has everything: Lolita fashion, flying cabbages, a giant hairection, Yutaka Ozaki, water balloons, Johann Strauss, pachinko, counterfeit Versace, a flashback to Rococo-era France, Sapphic subtext, random animated sequences featuring a flaming motorbike, visible fart clouds, headbutting, gorgeous desserts, self-electrifying genitals, Anna Tsuchiya doing a Natasha Lyonne impression, bedazzled eyepatches, a useless father, cow shit, an adulteress, curly straws, embroidery. . .
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Saltburn 2023
So many possible reviews I could write, so please enjoy a few different options:
1. I would’ve done the same thing with that bathwater. 😂👀😅🥵
2. That scene with Ollie and Venetia gives a whole new meaning to “eating the rich”.
3. “Well, mark me down as scared and horny.”
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The precious collection you've housed in your covers
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Laura 1944
Laura has not a single wasted frame; the mise-en-scène is positively sumptuous, featuring some of the most gorgeous black-and-white cinematography I’ve ever seen and absolutely stunning set decoration and production design.
Gene Tierney is perfect in the title role, and in my estimation she is one of the most luminescent creatures to have ever graced the screen; I can totally believe almost everyone around Laura being in love with her in one way or another. In fact, I think that…
