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Planet of the Apes 1968
The only reason this movie isn’t in my Top Four is because there are four movies in the way. But it’s an easy fifth favorite. I wish I could give it a double-like.
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Camp Hideout 2023
It’s like someone wanted to do a salute to all the 90s straight-to-video “Home Alone” ripoffs by making the worst one 30 years later, and then putting it on the big screen to completely immerse the audience in its bizarre agony.
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65 2023
Hollywood has a long and proud tradition of bringing a specific, spectacular dream to the screen: Dinosaurs and humans inhabiting the same space. Occasionally, this can be an incredible experience at the movie theater; most of the time, it’s just mindless fun. “65” is the latest film in this tradition, and it has found a unique place in it: It is neither incredible NOR fun.
Why isn’t it incredible? It’s simply not smart enough. The main characters are uninteresting, the…
