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Favorite films

  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Children of Men
  • Paprika
  • Annihilation

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  • District 9

    ★★★★

  • Nope

    ★★★★★

  • Arrival

    ★★★★★

  • Close Encounters of the Third Kind

    ★★★★

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  • How to Blow Up a Pipeline

    How to Blow Up a Pipeline

    ★★★★★

    I haven’t been that stressed by a movie since Uncut Gems! I don’t have words right now, just so good!!

  • November

    November

    ★★★★½

    Maybe the best intro to a movie ever?!

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★½

    I approached this very curious as I like Guadagnino’s style and I’d heard people are super thirsty for it, but going in I didn’t find any of the leads to be all that sexy nor the setting of tennis very titillating. My curiosity paid off! The soundtrack is a blast, the plot teases and reveals itself so satisfyingly, and Josh O’Connor puts on absolute scene stealing masterclass. I do still think Zendaya was a bit miscast, she does her best…

  • Education

    Education

    ★★★★

    Stylistically not quite up to snuff with the first 3 but surpasses the 2 that precede in character and content. Also a top tier tragically funny snipe at Thatcher. Definitely brought to mind growing up with my dyslexic brother, can’t imagine where he’d be if his Grade 2 teacher had had the option to ship him off like that

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  • Monkey Man

    Monkey Man

    ★★★★

    An ACAB, pro trans, anti fascist honest to god martial arts movie that emphasizes the importance of not only class solidarity but also specifically rooting struggle in community?! The camera work is a little too shaky at times, but the Raid is also guilty of that. The editing could use a little work and I woulda liked to get to know the other characters better. The fighting is pretty good though and they smartly play to their strengths and aren’t…

  • Angel Dust

    Angel Dust

    ★★★★

    Dreamy, hazy, crunchy, truly a film of atmosphere and texture. The hypnotic vibes are immaculately realized and utilized to string you along through this maze of a film. Watching it split in two pieces on 360p avi files honestly does add to the experience. I seriously can't quite imagine how some of these shots and sequences work if you aren't squinting for your life to see through the compression lol. Like can you just tell whose face you're looking at…