Simon Eastmond

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Favorite films

  • The Dark Knight
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • The Thing
  • Apocalypse Now

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  • Pride

    ★★★★½

  • Challengers

    ★★★★½

  • Black Panther

    ★★★★½

  • Thor: Ragnarok

    ★★★★½

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  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Time is luck. So don't waste it living someone else's life, make yours count for something."

    Here is my 100% serious analysis as to how Marc Webb took Gwen Stacy's death, one of the most iconic comic book moments OAT, and turned it into the best CBM Scene OAT as well as probably one of the best movie scenes OAT

    Time is a theme in the movie that comes up again and again and again. The opening shot of the…

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★½

    "Albert? When I came to you with those calculations, we thought we might start a chain reaction that would destroy the entire world..."

    "I remember it well. What of it?"

    "I believe we did."

    A small 6-year-old girl came in with her dad into the cinema. They walked up to my row and the girl realised that they were in the wrong screen. The dad somewhat ignored her until I leaned over and whispered “This is Oppenheimer”. The father realised…

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★½

    If tennis had more threesomes, I feel like I’d watch more tennis

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    ★★★★

    "I'm... looking... at porn."

    Never forget when you were a kid, saw this for the first time and had to ask your parents what porn was

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  • The Creator

    The Creator

    ★★★★

    Gareth, can you please make a movie about Vietnam instead of just continuously making allegories?

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    ★★★★½

    FRODO, FRODO, TURN ON THE TV!!!!! THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!!!!! THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON!!!!!!!!!