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Oppenheimer 2023
"Albert? When I came to you with those calculations, we thought we might start a chain reaction that would destroy the entire world..."
"I remember it well. What of it?"
"I believe we did."
A small 6-year-old girl came in with her dad into the cinema. They walked up to my row and the girl realised that they were in the wrong screen. The dad somewhat ignored her until I leaned over and whispered “This is Oppenheimer”. The father realised…
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Spider-Man: Homecoming 2017
"I'm... looking... at porn."
Never forget when you were a kid, saw this for the first time and had to ask your parents what porn was
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The Creator 2023
Gareth, can you please make a movie about Vietnam instead of just continuously making allegories?
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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002
FRODO, FRODO, TURN ON THE TV!!!!! THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!!!!! THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON!!!!!!!!!