Drew G

Drew G Patron

Favorite films

  • L'Avventura
  • The 400 Blows
  • Black Narcissus
  • Showgirls

Recent activity

All
  • Hearts of Fire

    ★½

  • Big Shots

    ★★

  • Jagged Edge

    ★★★

  • Flashdance

    ★★½

Recent reviews

More
  • Hearts of Fire

    Hearts of Fire

    ★½

    While it's often most remembered (if at all) as the film that killed Return of the Jedi director Richard Marquand just shy of his 50th birthday, Hearts of Fire is a musical melodrama that, despite its obscurity, features the legendary Bob Dylan in a co-starring role.

    Originally titled “American Rocker,” by songwriter Scott Richardson, Marquand curiously chose this as his follow-up film to the blockbuster thriller Jagged Edge, which itself was originally called “Hearts of Fire,” primarily due to his…

  • Big Shots

    Big Shots

    ★★

    If you’ve ever abashedly wondered what it would’ve been like had 90s maestro of cinema sleaze Joe Eszterhas (Basic Instinct, Showgirls, Sliver, Jade) written a children’s film, I submit into evidence 1987’s Big Shots.

    His fourth produced screenplay begins—I’m not joking—with the line “Sperm is the male generative fluid.” While 42 years old and still somehow apparently ignorant of the difference between semen and sperm, it simply couldn’t be any more in character for Eszterhas to open a kids’ picture…

Popular reviews

More
  • Flashdance

    Flashdance

    ★★½

    Only the quintessentially 80s combination of director Adrian Lyne (Fatal Attraction), trashmeister scribe Joe Eszterhas (Basic Instinct, Showgirls), and uber-producers Don Simpson and Jerry Bruckheimer (Beverly Hills Cop, Top Gun) would've ever even thought to make the life of a Pennsylvania steelworker look sexy AF. But, somehow, they pulled it off, and Flashdance became the picture that first cemented all their places in Hollywood history.

    Eszterhas readily admits that he spent five years consistently “failing up” after his underwhelming debut…

  • Abigail

    Abigail

    ★★½

    FADE IN: UNIVERSAL STUDIOS LOT

    EXT. STUDIO EXEC GRIFFIN MILL’S OFFICE WINDOW - DAY.

    Pitch session. Morning after modestly budgeted, early Jan release M3GAN opens to $30M box office.

    MILL: Oh, I get it. So it’s sort of like The Usual Suspects meets Dracula’s Daughter, except the predatory lesbian is a preteen ballerina?
    WRITER: Exactly, it’s M3GAN meets From Dusk till Dawn.
    MILL: So the ballerina twerks?
    WRITER: Absolutely! She twerks and pirouettes and parkours and…
    MILL: Is this gonna…