I talk about the giant shiny coconut crab from Moana for a living
Favorite films
Recent activity
AllRecent reviews
More-
-
May the 12th Be with You 2024
Holy shit THAT'S what Marge sounds like now????? Please free Julie Kavner oh my God
Deeply dire, artless, soulless, godless abomination. What are the jokes in this? When a ship lands and Ahsoka walks out of it, what's the joke there? That Ahsoka showed up??? And why does she have that fuckass Hutt baby from the Clone Wars movie?
The credits music is literally just a random piece of the Phantom Menace score from the scene where they leave Coruscant for Naboo. It doesn't even fit here! What are you DOING
Popular reviews
More-
-
The Holdovers 2023
There's a handshake in this that feels more overwhelmingly warm and emotional than most hugs I've seen in movies
