• The Idea of You

    The Idea of You

    ★★★

    this is what 13 year old me thought was gonna happen when i shaved my pussy for the one direction concert

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★★

    i was absolutely leering during this film like a horny man on the street

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★

    a masterclass in sweater-work in cinema

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★½

    i also want to drink and read a book with all my girlies while the men who wronged me eat grass!

  • High Fidelity

    High Fidelity

    ★★★½

    i would like to get on my hands and knees and kiss the ring of whoever decided that jack black should be in movies because they were 100% right

  • The Devil Wears Prada

    The Devil Wears Prada

    ★★★★★

    stanley tucci hive rise

  • Problemista

    Problemista

    ★★★★½

    not to be earnest on main but sometimes you think that you've seen it all and nothing new will ever be made but then you see problemista and you are reminded that there are still people out there making unique amazing things with their singular voice

  • Argylle

    Argylle

    ½

    extra star added for the scene where john cena snatched blonde dua lipa off her speeding motorcycle by the scruff of her neck like she was a cat

  • To Catch a Thief

    To Catch a Thief

    ★★★★

    not my favourite hitchcock but like... a heist movie in the french riviera starring grace kelly??? i simply cannot complain

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice

    ★★★★

    mr. darcy clenching his hand after helping elizabeth into her carriage is more erotic than double penetration

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    ★★★★★

    abba and gay colin firth threw the first brick at stonewall

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    im gonna ride sand worm to your moms house