a masterclass in sweater-work in cinema

i would like to get on my hands and knees and kiss the ring of whoever decided that jack black should be in movies because they were 100% right

this is what 13 year old me thought was gonna happen when i shaved my pussy for the one direction concert

i cant wait for one of my fudgepacker friends to become americas first queer president!

i was absolutely leering during this film like a horny man on the street

fellas is it gay to massage another mans shoulders while he plays jazz piano??

the crush i have on david byrne in this is embarrassing

*added 1 star because i was bullied

in this movie women are either a) jane austen fans b) fuckable eighteen year olds or c) MILFS

i love when tom hanks realizes if doesn't hurry and solve the cryptex then his friend will be shot and then he proceeds to TAKE A BUS TO THE LIBRARY

abba and gay colin firth threw the first brick at stonewall

gutted to announce that i loved this movie despite the fact that it created some of the most heinous film bros ive ever met

there is a whole scene where betty white tries to get sandra bullock to join her indigenous powwow and this is played for COMEDIC EFFECT

unlike you uncultured swine i actually like it when movie is square like an instagram post

if my coworker constantly complained about how ABBA sucks, i too would leave him to die on mars

not to be earnest on main but sometimes you think that you've seen it all and nothing new will ever be made but then you see problemista and you are reminded that there are still people out there making unique amazing things with their singular voice

not many people know this but it's actually physically impossible to stop the beat!!

this movie starts with a full robert frost poem 10/10 no notes

Uma Thurman as Medusa for president!

im gonna ride sand worm to your moms house

an abolitionist queer masterpiece

"keep an eye on everyone. see what they do. report back to me when, i don't know. when it makes sense."

imagine writing a character that is a fierce warrior and then naming him "duncan idaho"

the dog should have gotten an oscar nom

OSCAR snub for the big pepsi P

mr. darcy clenching his hand after helping elizabeth into her carriage is more erotic than double penetration

hugh grant fiddling with his thick glasses while stammering is the female gaze

extra star added for the scene where john cena snatched blonde dua lipa off her speeding motorcycle by the scruff of her neck like she was a cat

Watched on Monday July 10, 2023.

i also want to drink and read a book with all my girlies while the men who wronged me eat grass!

saw this in theatre with blair and approx. 15 boomers who were quoting along out loud. 10/10 theatre experience and this movie is funny even though john cleese has completely lost the plot in the modern day and blair and i spent fifteen minutes trying to figure out which python was gay and dead

anne hathaway owns nastygal and bob de niro is her intern. we simply don't make movies like this anymore (thin premise with acting waaay to good for the movie)

Watched on Saturday March 4, 2023.

this movie is for women!!

JACK BLACK ROMANIC LEAD!!!

"we have stephen sondhiem at home" stephen sondhiem at home:

Watched on Wednesday December 6, 2023.

Watched on Sunday December 3, 2023.

they don't make romcoms like this anymore (the leads are played by actors with actual charisma 😔)

best jane austen adaption!!

watched this movie three times in three days and honestly the best viewing experience is if you watch it as if the captain knows he's going to sink the ship from the beginning

my favourite movie that starts with 9/11 and ends with approximately 9 problematic relationships!

julia stiles wearing period clothing. that is all.

watched this while hovering above death from the flu and it holds up so well! the reboot is a crime!!

nancy meyers can write a romcom!!

steve martin got a facelift before filming this i think because he is uncanny valleying hard

this movie is my fight club

daniel radcliffe romcom set in toronto!! (wild that this movie is set in toronto but there are only white people in it lol)

zoey deutch why are you a zionist :(

Watched on Thursday June 15, 2023.

i want to move to a rural town and live off the land!!!