• The Apartment

    The Apartment

    ★★★★★

    Happy 2024 you beautiful people i watched this on New Year’s Eve AND New Year’s Day because i had to force my family to watch it and see that it’s the best thing ever, movie-wise🤍

  • Crazy, Stupid, Love.

    Crazy, Stupid, Love.

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I have to run out really quickly, just for a few hours, and your mother wants you to stay here while she's out hooking

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★★

    Can confirm the story plays out better the second time. It’s crazy how many small details you can fail to catch when there is This Much Movie. Every time Kiri does anything I want to cry

  • Glass Onion

    Glass Onion

    ★★★½

    Aims to entertain and does so with flying colors - the screenplay isn’t as tight as Knives Out and it can get weighed down by its own mystery going into the latter half, but it’s also grander and more eccentric than its predecessor which is really fun. Very punchy and increasingly prescient commentary from Rian Johnson. Edward Norton is a scary good billionaire asshat, but Janelle Monáe steals the show. Daniel Craig is one of our most precious little men…

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★½

    video here!

    TL;DW: an endearing mess. I’m sure there are many of us who are inclined to forgive flaws here because of who’s behind the camera, but I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that, and even so, Raimi breathes so much life into this despite a messy script and the usual confines of the MCU. There are some sick sequences in here, ‘sick’ in the cool way and the totally f*cked up/spooky way. Its personality totally won me over,…

  • First Reformed

    First Reformed

    ★★★★★

    Will God forgive the Academy for snubbing Ethan Hawke?

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★

    Video here!

    Really interesting to rewatch - as is typical of films like this, I saw Eggers’ vision much better. I’m getting similar feelings I had with The Green Knight. Both are subversions of centuries old tales that are trying to say something really complex and interesting, and both left me feeling like I’m putting together a puzzle I don’t have the reference image for. All the pieces are there, but I shouldn’t have to strain my little brain so hard…

  • Raising Arizona

    Raising Arizona

    ★★★½

    The Redneck Tenenbaums

  • The Bubble

    The Bubble

    Murphy’s Law states that whatever can go wrong, will go wrong - and a Judd Apatow movie about rich celebrities making a covid movie, that comes back around to being the very thing it’s making fun of, is an inevitable tragedy that we will just have to accept and move on from as a society 

    2022 Ranked🦖

  • Nobody

    Nobody

    ★★★★

    Still fun. A playground for emasculated men who get off on killing each other that’s completely unafraid of its own cheesy dad sensibilities. Just a little B action flick with some of the best practical set pieces of 2021, and made for a cool 16 mil! Endearingly and purposefully thin. Bob Odenkirk you are so cool. So are you, RZA and Christopher Lloyd.

  • Midnight in Paris

    Midnight in Paris

    ★½

    Night at the Museum and Before Sunrise had a baby, they must be bummed it’s neither charming nor insightful

  • Encanto

    Encanto

    ★★★½

    *Lin-Manuel Miranda voice* me encanto! me encanto!