• The Idea of You

    The Idea of You

    ★★★

    Do you know how many 40 year old women are going to be at Coachella next year because of this

  • The Color of Money

    The Color of Money

    ★★★★

    Goddamn, what a movie to watch so soon after Challengers. Per usual, Scorsese kinda did it first. The way he shot/constructed the pool scenes is superhuman. Let’s all get over ourselves so we can play some fuckin 9 ball.

  • Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

    Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

    ★★★½

    I choose happiness

  • Red Eye

    Red Eye

    ★★★½

    Me realizing this was directed by Wes Craven: omg i wonder if he’s gonna turn it into a slasher 
    Me when he turned it into a slasher: 😃😃😃😃

  • The Killer

    The Killer

    ★★★★

    When he said “of the many lies told by the U.S. military-industrial complex, my favorite is still their claim that sleep deprivation didn't qualify as torture” I felt that

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★

    Still unsure of how to articulate my thoughts on this so am just gonna spitball until i maybe see it again. when I read 5 star reviews I agree, when I read .5 star reviews I agree. I didn’t hate watching it (it is unfocused and consequentially too long though), Chazelle is obviously a more than capable technical filmmaker, and it has some of the best scenes of the year. I also think it was kind of built on an…

  • Rushmore

    Rushmore

    ★★★★½

    A movie that perfectly hinges on Jason Schwartzman simultaneously looking 14 and 40. Wes Anderson is a really excellent filmmaker, and a genuinely funny guy.

  • War of the Worlds

    War of the Worlds

    ★★★★

    Maybe the best that an alien invasion or apocalypse movie has captured the mass terror, uncertainty, panic, and claustrophobia that an event like this would bring. One of my favorite directorial efforts from Spielberg if only because he so masterfully elevates material that would be painfully average and even bad in another director’s hands, creating an experience and imagery that has been seared into my brain since I first saw it as a kid - bodies floating down a river, a…

  • Blow Out

    Blow Out

    ★★★★

    Brian De Palma and i aren’t so different in that i also think split diopter is cool as hell and should be used fervently and often

  • Oblivion

    Oblivion

    ★★★

    Home for thanksgiving so back in my element of watching dad movies with dad. It’s frustrating that the writers couldn’t pull this off because the concept had potential to be a Minority Report style sci-fi epic, and Joseph Kosinski knows how to make a really fucking sleek looking movie. Needed 90% more Scavs and 90% less of whatever Olga Kurylenko was doing (sorry. I wish her and Andrea Riseborough were in opposite roles). It’s best when it’s pretending it’s a video game. Anyways, I still love shit like this and there’s lots to appreciate, just beware of a messy script and frequently laughable dialogue.

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★★

    “The MCU is so lucky Taika Waititi showed up, he made all the characters funny and everyone loved it in Ragnarok so he needs to do it again, but this time more. God he’s so great.” -Taika Waititi, probably

  • Ambulance

    Ambulance

    ★★★★½

    Cracked open a beer and rewatched this with my dad, big dudes rock moment 

    In a word this movie is exhausting which is ultimately the point, have never been so glad that a movie i enjoyed was over, but it is also so fucking sensationally kinetic. Could’ve been shorter but the catharsis of the last twenty minutes retroactively makes the odyssey all worth it. Worn out, but rewarded. Still just as obsessed with Bay’s sweeping drone shots, but even more…