Sydney🚀 has written 215 reviews for films during 2022.

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★

    This was so enjoyable it’s making me want to say some cringe mom shit like “where do i sign up to be on team friendship!!”

    Proved me wrong every time i thought its tropes would annoy me, the action is so anime oh my god, and White Noise was found dead in a ditch after how this depicted existential dread I fear. I was so obsessed with Puss in Boots as a kid so I’m very happy the character gets to continue being awesome.

  • Crazy, Stupid, Love.

    Crazy, Stupid, Love.

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I have to run out really quickly, just for a few hours, and your mother wants you to stay here while she's out hooking

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★

    Still unsure of how to articulate my thoughts on this so am just gonna spitball until i maybe see it again. when I read 5 star reviews I agree, when I read .5 star reviews I agree. I didn’t hate watching it (it is unfocused and consequentially too long though), Chazelle is obviously a more than capable technical filmmaker, and it has some of the best scenes of the year. I also think it was kind of built on an…

  • Rushmore

    Rushmore

    ★★★★½

    A movie that perfectly hinges on Jason Schwartzman simultaneously looking 14 and 40. Wes Anderson is a really excellent filmmaker, and a genuinely funny guy.

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★★

    Can confirm the story plays out better the second time. It’s crazy how many small details you can fail to catch when there is This Much Movie. Every time Kiri does anything I want to cry

  • War of the Worlds

    War of the Worlds

    ★★★★

    Maybe the best that an alien invasion or apocalypse movie has captured the mass terror, uncertainty, panic, and claustrophobia that an event like this would bring. One of my favorite directorial efforts from Spielberg if only because he so masterfully elevates material that would be painfully average and even bad in another director’s hands, creating an experience and imagery that has been seared into my brain since I first saw it as a kid - bodies floating down a river, a…

  • White Noise

    White Noise

    ★★★½

    Sanest people in Ohio fr

    I think there’s a masterpiece somewhere in White Noise, it’s got Noah Baumbach’s stealthy direction, Danny Elfman’s score (SO GOOD), and Lol Crawley’s cinematography that knows exactly what to do with this blend of genres/visceral themes. But it’s WAY too long and there are like 5 acts in here, all of them interesting but not fully flowing because the script is just barely too obscure. I haven’t read the book but can tell it’s probably…

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★★

    video here🌊

    it’s not often a movie will make me cry just by existing but seeing this in 3D after not having seen anything in 3D in a decade was pretty magical and overwhelming. There’s no debate about the quality of these effects anymore, they’re so seamless you forget to even wonder if they’re not. Cameron does go bigger and more complex, in a way that I think will benefit from a second viewing. It’s not gonna win a screenplay…

  • Singin' in the Rain

    Singin' in the Rain

    ★★★★★

    Donald O’Connor ran so Mike Faist could also run

  • Frances Ha

    Frances Ha

    ★★★★½

    I’m not messy, I’m busy.

  • Cinema Paradiso

    Cinema Paradiso

    ★★★★★

    Nothing lasts forever but love - and cinema will live on because cinema is love :)

  • Violent Night

    Violent Night

    ★★★

    Video here!!🎄
    Maybe the most I’ve seen a crowd laugh this year? With a healthy dose of “oh shit”. Completely delivers on being vulgar and violent, with of course some Die Hard and Home Alone tributes, but big Nobody energy too. It doesn’t deliver on being 90 minutes though, and if you’re gonna take time away from David Harbour bashing people’s heads in, the subplot better be some damn good cinema (spoiler alert: it’s not). I had a good time. I’ll probably show it to my dad.