• The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    ½

    Pretentious garbage. You guys are really digging deep trying to say you enjoy this or even watched it growing up. As if anyone would believe you. I’m gonna go watch Finding Nemo

  • Matt Rife: Natural Selection

    Matt Rife: Natural Selection

    ½

    DNF

  • Good Mourning

    Good Mourning

    ½

    So deeply inane that I think I might’ve actually gotten stupider while watching it. Jenna Boyd innocent though

  • Marmaduke

    Marmaduke

    ½

    ?????

    This is like BillionSurpriseToys but with less comedic value

    Would never think a movie with Pete Davidson, J.K. Simmons, David Koechner, and Shelby Young in it would be the worst thing I’ve ever experienced but here we are 

    AND WHY ARE THE WOMEN SHAPED LIKE THAT

  • He's All That

    He's All That

    ½

    The only thing this movie accomplished besides wasting 1.5 hours of my life is simultaneously setting men, women, and film back 50 years. Isabella Crovetti was good

  • The Kissing Booth 3

    The Kissing Booth 3

    ½

    Laughed harder than i have at any movie that was funny on purpose

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    ½

    Go watch the Cosmonaut Variety Hour video on this if you want to hate it more than you already did

  • Fantastic Four

    Fantastic Four

    ½

    Petition to have this movie wiped from the face of the earth

  • The Omen

    The Omen

    ★

    The absolute worst kind of remake, where decisions don’t really come from a place of creative inspiration but from an effort to not be too much like the original. So, exactly what I expected out of a 2006 remake of The Omen directed by John Moore

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ★

    I’ve endured worse than staring at Dakota Johnson for 2 hours but she, and miss Madame Web who is actually a pretty cool hero, deserve a tiny bit better than this botched specimen. The end is so catastrophically bad I nearly had to watch through my fingers. Also I’m laughing because part of this is kind of Dune Messiah coded, iykyk

  • Krazy House

    Krazy House

    ★

    mfs when the house is krazy

  • Lift

    Lift

    ★

    Yooo unrelease this🔥🔥unedit it🔥 unfilm it 🔥🔥🔥 delete Netflix🔥