The only thing this movie accomplished besides wasting 1.5 hours of my life is simultaneously setting men, women, and film back 50 years. Isabella Crovetti was good
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Marmaduke 2022
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This is like BillionSurpriseToys but with less comedic value
Would never think a movie with Pete Davidson, J.K. Simmons, David Koechner, and Shelby Young in it would be the worst thing Iâve ever experienced but here we areÂ
AND WHY ARE THE WOMEN SHAPED LIKE THAT
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Cinderella 2021
This is the best movie Iâve ever seen
I honestly think Camila Cabello is cute but how those awful vocals got into the final cut is so beyond me itâs such a case study
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Madame Web 2024
Iâve endured worse than staring at Dakota Johnson for 2 hours but she, and miss Madame Web who is actually a pretty cool hero, deserve a tiny bit better than this botched specimen. The end is so catastrophically bad I nearly had to watch through my fingers. Also Iâm laughing because part of this is kind of Dune Messiah coded, iykyk
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Good Mourning 2022
So deeply inane that I think I mightâve actually gotten stupider while watching it. Jenna Boyd innocent though
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Morbius 2022
I was honestly pretty entertained but it was meh so hereâs my Everything Everywhere All At Once video review instead đđđŞđĽđĄđđŞ
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They/Them 2022
Becomes clear where this is heading very early on and you desperately hope it has some tricks up its sleeve but - nothin much. Several intriguing threads that are thrown to the wayside for like⌠idk? A half slasher but not really, half LGBTQ+ coming of age psych thriller with more injected âhello fellow kidsâ gen z buzz phrases than should be legal. The script is rough. I legitimately canât believe this was written/directed by John Logan of Skyfall and Gladiator.âŚ
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After Earth 2013
A movie about a dad believing in his son :)
Yeah, Iâd like to prioritize my integrity as a critic over my M. Night bias and I unfortunately donât fall into the âthis is great, actuallyâ camp but it is not as bad as you people say!! It has a bigger heart than most blockbuster fare, thatâs probably its best asset, but I just donât think this man is fit for large scale, populist cinema. He specializes in contained, subtleâŚ
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