• The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    ½

    Pretentious garbage. You guys are really digging deep trying to say you enjoy this or even watched it growing up. As if anyone would believe you. I’m gonna go watch Finding Nemo

  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    ★★★★★

    “You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig.”

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight

    ★★★★½

    Some men just want to watch the world burn

    I simply can’t give this five stars because Christopher Nolan my beloved needs to fix his exposition problem. But there’s so much here that’s unfathomably good. Michael Caine will always be the best Alfred❤️

    Nolan Ranked

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★½

    ADIDAS (All Day I Dream About Spider-Punk)

  • Cinema Paradiso

    Cinema Paradiso

    ★★★★★

    Nothing lasts forever but love - and cinema will live on because cinema is love :)

  • Sunset Boulevard

    Sunset Boulevard

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Seeing as The Apartment instantly became one of my favorite films upon a first watch, it’s safe to say I absolutely adore the way Billy Wilder crafted a story. Provocative, accessible premises explored through layered but uncomplicated screenplays. The characters are lush and distinct, they have fears, desires, and individual world views that don’t need to be explicitly told to you but exude from the way they’re written. A bit of a twist, and a dash of dark humor. It’s a…

  • The Apartment

    The Apartment

    ★★★★★

    Happy 2024 you beautiful people i watched this on New Year’s Eve AND New Year’s Day because i had to force my family to watch it and see that it’s the best thing ever, movie-wise🤍

  • The Apartment

    The Apartment

    ★★★★★

    FCC movie of the week!

    Wow, this was amazing. A riveting love story, but not in the typical sense. The passively clever dialogue that defines many films from this era paired with a compelling and perfectly paced premise. And it’s just plain funny (darkly so).

    I’m having a hard time coming up with more to say right now, I’m not sure why. I simply loved it. Sometimes that’s just how it crumbles, cookie-wise. 

    Oh, and it’s a Christmas movie🎄

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    “How do I know I’m not gonna mess it up again?”
    “You won’t.”
    “Right. It’s a leap of faith.”

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    Anyone who had any part in creating this movie is going to heaven

  • It's a Wonderful Life

    It's a Wonderful Life

    ★★★★½

    First time ever watching! Beautiful direction, beautiful ending, beautiful performances and beautiful Clarence. The most cathartic of tears.


    It really is a wonderful life :’) love you all with my entire heart, happy holidays and merry xmas to all who are celebrating tomorrow!! ❤️🔔