• Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★½

    In the moments where you can tell this is Greta either just having fun or laying bare her feelings about womanhood and being human, this really sings. I cried in the first 30 minutes when Barbie meets an old woman and simply says, “you’re beautiful”. I cried laughing at the “can I play the guitar at you” Ken bit. But I think people are discounting how many clear limitations there are for this movie that is still a toy commercial,…

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    This is the best movie ever made. I don’t think I’m kidding.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★½

    Round 2 - managed to get all my friends to see it with me! “It’s the highest rated movie of all time” is a good way to pique interest lol. It’d been years since we all went together, and only to Marvel movies. They loved it. 

    The ride home was seven of us crammed in the car making verse-jumping jokes and talking about absurdism. Raccacoonie was said too many times. In that moment, the only place in the universe to me was that overpacked sedan. “Of all the places I could be, I just want to be here with you”💙

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★

    Oppenheimer’s girl dinner: a metric ton of cigarettes and a total of two clementine slices

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★½

    Is anyone ever going to tell the truth about what’s happening here? 

    Yeah, it’s really good.

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★★

    They see what they’ve been told to see

    I hope Denis Villeneuve cries with joy every night because he made this, as good as a cinematic adaptation could be of every spiritual, cosmic, environmental, political, cultural layer of probably the densest sci fi text ever created. This was my 6th time watching it, fourth time in theaters, and it hasn’t lost an ounce of its impact. They showed Paul’s first sandworm ride at the IMAX exclusive sneak peak and I…

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★½

    We’re sorry, Sydney is not available to review this movie because she has died. 


    (But actually I am seeing it again tomorrow and will have a vid up soon)

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★½

    Remind me never to make a video about something with this much hype ever again

    If I was chatting with any of you about it and dropped off the face of the earth I’m sorry😭😭 I have Dune fatigue (official diagnosis). Dune sweetie I love you but I need some space I’m going back to Caladan. I’ve missed y’all I hope everyone’s been watching good movies!

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    “How do I know I’m not gonna mess it up again?”
    “You won’t.”
    “Right. It’s a leap of faith.”

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    Anyone who had any part in creating this movie is going to heaven

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    It’s the freakin’ bat!

    Video is up, but where to even begin about such a behemoth of a film. I’m gonna need some rewatches. But, it’s very good. 

    2022 Ranked🦇🐈‍⬛🐧❓

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    Seeing this three times is definitely enough, still good though

    I did a video ranking the 13 Batman movies I watched this month!

    Batman Ranked List
    The Batman Spoiler Free Video