• Glass Onion

    Glass Onion

    ★★★★★

    rip agatha christie, you would’ve loved glass onion

  • The Good Nurse

    The Good Nurse

    ★★★

    eddie redmayne was born to play creepy little psychopaths

  • Hocus Pocus 2

    Hocus Pocus 2

    ★★★

    there are two types of people in this world: those who support sanderson sister supremacy & trash

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    ★★

    needed way more jeff goldblum

  • The Bad Guys

    The Bad Guys

    ★★★½

    the furrification of ocean’s eleven (2001) 

  • Ambulance

    Ambulance

    ★★★½

    the cinematic equivalent of a 5 star GTA police chase

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    this movie should be required viewing for every man, woman, and child on earth.

  • The Adam Project

    The Adam Project

    ★★½

    shawn levy really should have called this “30 going on 13” instead