• Night Swim

    Night Swim

    ★★

    personally, i would’ve just put more chlorine in the pool

  • The Color Purple

    The Color Purple

    ★★★★½

    [oprah voice]: you get an oscar! and you get an oscar! everybody gets an oscar!!!

  • Ferrari

    Ferrari

    ★★★★

    beep beep so let’s-a ride

  • The Iron Claw

    The Iron Claw

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this is basically the virgin suicides for the boys

  • Anyone But You

    Anyone But You

    ★★★

    i need glen powell to be in at least one romcom a year. this is a demand.

  • Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire

    Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire

    ★½

    i’m convinced that zack snyder had chatgpt write the screenplay

  • Maestro

    Maestro

    ★★★★

    lydia tár would’ve put this in her letterboxd top four

  • Wonka

    Wonka

    ★★★½

    he who controls the chocolate controls the universe

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★★

    this should be the first movie barbie watches in the real world

  • Leave the World Behind

    Leave the World Behind

    ★★★★

    brb, gonna go clear out the dvd section at target

  • Eileen

    Eileen

    ★★★½

    not a cell phone in sight, just two queens living in the moment

  • Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé

    Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé

    ★★★★

    thank you god for giving us beyoncé