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  • Immaculate

    Immaculate 2024

    ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2024

    if you showed this to a nun it would send them into cardiac arrest

  • Love Lies Bleeding

    Love Lies Bleeding 2024

    ★★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2024

    rip thelma & louise, you would’ve loved love lies bleeding 

  • Damsel

    Damsel 2024

    ★★ Watched 07 Mar 2024

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    if only elodie had known you should never trust a mama’s boy

  • Imaginary

    Imaginary 2024

    ★★ Watched 06 Mar 2024

    ted would’ve fucked chauncey up

  • Spaceman

    Spaceman 2024

    ★★ Watched 29 Feb 2024

    we got another adam sandler drama but at what cost

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two 2024

    ★★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2024

    leaving arrakis and coming back into our shitty reality after the movie ended was absolutely devastating

  • Drive-Away Dolls

    Drive-Away Dolls 2024

    ★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2024

    justice for curlie

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web 2024

    ★ Watched 13 Feb 2024

    this makes morbius look like the godfather 

  • Lisa Frankenstein

    Lisa Frankenstein 2024

    ★★★ Watched 07 Feb 2024

    the tim burtonification of jennifer’s body

  • Argylle

    Argylle 2024

    ★★ Watched 31 Jan 2024

    whoever gave henry cavill that haircut needs to be jailed

  • The Beekeeper

    The Beekeeper 2024

    ★★★ Watched 11 Jan 2024

    would make a perfect double feature with bee movie 

  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls 2024

    ★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2024

    reneé rapp is an icon, she’s a legend, and she is the moment