tyler has written 76 reviews for films during 2022.

  • White Noise

    White Noise

    ★★★★

    the ohio-fication of don’t look up (2021) 

  • Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical

    Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical

    ★★★½

    ‘revolting children’ gotta be the banger of the century

  • Women Talking

    Women Talking

    ★★★★

    every man should be ben whishaw and if you're a man and you're not ben whishaw you should be asking yourself why am i not ben whishaw

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★★★

    in the name of the father (boogie nights), the son (the wolf of wall street), and the holy spirit (babylon)

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★½

    a wonderful addition to the scu (shrek cinematic universe)

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★★★

    packing my bags for pandora as we speak

  • The Whale

    The Whale

    ★★★★

    brendan fraser we will get you that oscar

  • Empire of Light

    Empire of Light

    ★★

    just watch the nicole kidman amc ad instead

  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    ★★★★

    pinocchio is the anti-fascist icon we all deserve

  • Violent Night

    Violent Night

    ★★★½

    the die hardification of home alone (1990) 

  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    ★★★½

    cosmo the spacedog could’ve defeated thanos

  • Glass Onion

    Glass Onion

    ★★★★★

    rip agatha christie, you would’ve loved glass onion