• The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    ★★★½

    cosmo the spacedog could’ve defeated thanos

  • Werewolf by Night

    Werewolf by Night

    ★★★★

    this truly was a graveyard smash! 

  • Rye Lane

    Rye Lane

    ★★★★

    heartbroken over the fact that love guac’tually isn’t real

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    ★½

    this literally happened to my friend laurie 4 years ago

  • Drive-Away Dolls

    Drive-Away Dolls

    ★★½

    justice for curlie

  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru

    ★★★

    after seeing all the shit that gru has put them through i’m shocked the minions haven’t unionized yet

  • When You Finish Saving The World

    When You Finish Saving The World

    ★½

    i’m convinced that jesse eisenberg was still in character as mark zuckerberg when he made this movie

  • Immaculate

    Immaculate

    ★★★

    if you showed this to a nun it would send them into cardiac arrest

  • Kimi

    Kimi

    ★★★½

    the yassification of rear window (1954)

  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★★½

    rachel sennott & ayo edebiri could do fight club but brad pitt & edward norton couldn’t do bottoms 

  • Sisu

    Sisu

    ★★★★

    this dude was definitely john wick’s grandpa

  • Murder Mystery 2

    Murder Mystery 2

    ★★

    do not order knives out from shein