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  • Madame Web

    Madame Web 2024

    ★ Watched 13 Feb 2024

    this makes morbius look like the godfather 

  • 65

    65 2023

    ★ Watched 06 Mar 2023

    adam driver’s after earth 

  • Blonde

    Blonde 2022

    ★ Watched 28 Sep 2022

    if you watched this movie for ana de armas, you may be entitled to financial compensation

  • Morbius

    Morbius 2022

    ★ Watched 30 May 2022 3

    jared leto is like king midas except everything he touches turns to shit

  • Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver

    Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver 2024

    ★½ Watched 19 Apr 2024

    zack snyder please i cannot keep defending you

  • Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire

    Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire 2023

    ★½ Watched 18 Dec 2023

    i’m convinced that zack snyder had chatgpt write the screenplay

  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

    ★½ Watched 25 Oct 2023

    the audience was scarier than the actual movie

  • The Nun II

    The Nun II 2023

    ★½ Watched 05 Sep 2023

    sister whoopi goldberg would’ve absolutely bodied valak

  • Meg 2: The Trench

    Meg 2: The Trench 2023

    ★½ Watched 03 Aug 2023

    this is what happens when you order jurassic world from wish

  • Ghosted

    Ghosted 2023

    ★½ Watched 20 Apr 2023

    this was written by chatgpt and you can’t convince me otherwise

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore 2022

    ★½ Watched 06 Apr 2022 1

    warner bros needs to avada kedavra this entire franchise

  • Deep Water

    Deep Water 2022

    ★½ Watched 31 Mar 2022 3

    vic van allen proud graduate of the amy dunne school of psychology