• Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★★

    zendaya collecting white boys of the month like they’re infinity stones

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    leaving arrakis and coming back into our shitty reality after the movie ended was absolutely devastating

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★★

    this should be the first movie barbie watches in the real world

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★★

    i’ll be rewatching this every christmas for the rest of my life

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★★

    josh peck goes nuclear (not clickbait)

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    in 50 years ryan gosling’s ken performance will still be taught in acting classes

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    ★★★★★

    james bond wishes he was as cool as ethan hunt

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    this masterpiece deserves 6 stars

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★★★

    find someone who loves you as much as john wick loves dogs

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★★★

    in the name of the father (boogie nights), the son (the wolf of wall street), and the holy spirit (babylon)

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★★★

    packing my bags for pandora as we speak

  • Glass Onion

    Glass Onion

    ★★★★★

    rip agatha christie, you would’ve loved glass onion