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  • Madame Web

    Madame Web 2024

    ★ Watched 13 Feb 2024

    this makes morbius look like the godfather 

  • Morbius

    Morbius 2022

    ★ Watched 30 May 2022 3

    jared leto is like king midas except everything he touches turns to shit

  • Night Swim

    Night Swim 2024

    ★★ Watched 05 Jan 2024

    personally, i would’ve just put more chlorine in the pool

  • The Bubble

    The Bubble 2022

    ★★ Watched 01 Apr 2022

    imagine how much better this would have been if lexi howard had directed it

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

    ★½ Watched 18 Feb 2022 27

    this literally happened to my friend laurie 4 years ago

  • Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver

    Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver 2024

    ★½ Watched 19 Apr 2024

    zack snyder please i cannot keep defending you

  • Imaginary

    Imaginary 2024

    ★★ Watched 06 Mar 2024

    ted would’ve fucked chauncey up

  • The Exorcist: Believer

    The Exorcist: Believer 2023

    ★★ Watched 04 Oct 2023

    this is the type of movie they’d play on repeat in hell

  • Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire

    Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire 2023

    ★½ Watched 18 Dec 2023

    i’m convinced that zack snyder had chatgpt write the screenplay

  • Meg 2: The Trench

    Meg 2: The Trench 2023

    ★½ Watched 03 Aug 2023

    this is what happens when you order jurassic world from wish

  • Blonde

    Blonde 2022

    ★ Watched 28 Sep 2022

    if you watched this movie for ana de armas, you may be entitled to financial compensation

  • Ghosted

    Ghosted 2023

    ★½ Watched 20 Apr 2023

    this was written by chatgpt and you can’t convince me otherwise