• When You Finish Saving The World

    When You Finish Saving The World

    ★½

    i’m convinced that jesse eisenberg was still in character as mark zuckerberg when he made this movie

  • Fresh

    Fresh

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i just know that armie hammer LOVED this

  • Dual

    Dual

    ★★★½

    the same exact shit happened to my friend nebula

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    Cha Cha Real Smooth

    ★★★★½

    the world needs more people like andrew

  • Kimi

    Kimi

    ★★★½

    the yassification of rear window (1954)

  • The Outfit

    The Outfit

    ★★★

    move over michael corleone, richie boyle is officially the sexiest mobster in cinema

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    ★½

    this literally happened to my friend laurie 4 years ago

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    mark my words this movie will be studied in film school for generations

  • No Exit

    No Exit

    ★★★

    none of this would have happened if darby had allstate roadside assistance

  • The Adam Project

    The Adam Project

    ★★½

    shawn levy really should have called this “30 going on 13” instead

  • Turning Red

    Turning Red

    ★★★★

    pixar really decided to give us a movie about what it would be like if puberty gained consciousness and i’m here for it!

  • Windfall

    Windfall

    ★★

    if jason segel broke into my house he could take anything he wanted