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  • Barbie

    Barbie 2023

    ★★★★★ Watched 20 Jul 2023

    in 50 years ryan gosling’s ken performance will still be taught in acting classes

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

    ★★★★★ Watched 09 Apr 2022 1

    this movie should be required viewing for every man, woman, and child on earth.

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer 2023

    ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jul 2023

    josh peck goes nuclear (not clickbait)

  • The Batman

    The Batman 2022

    ★★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2022

    mark my words this movie will be studied in film school for generations

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn 2023

    ★★★★½ Watched 20 Nov 2023

    does for bathtubs what call me by your name did for peaches

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

    ★★★★★ Watched 02 Jun 2023

    this masterpiece deserves 6 stars

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things 2023

    ★★★★★ Watched 11 Dec 2023

    this should be the first movie barbie watches in the real world

  • The Menu

    The Menu 2022

    ★★★★ Watched 18 Nov 2022

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    eat the rich: the movie

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two 2024

    ★★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2024

    leaving arrakis and coming back into our shitty reality after the movie ended was absolutely devastating

  • Glass Onion

    Glass Onion 2022

    ★★★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2022

    rip agatha christie, you would’ve loved glass onion

  • Nope

    Nope 2022

    ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jul 2022

    this movie does for cloud spotting what jaws did for swimming

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

    ★★★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2022

    packing my bags for pandora as we speak