• Fresh

    Fresh

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i just know that armie hammer LOVED this

  • When You Finish Saving The World

    When You Finish Saving The World

    ★½

    i’m convinced that jesse eisenberg was still in character as mark zuckerberg when he made this movie

  • Dual

    Dual

    ★★★½

    the same exact shit happened to my friend nebula

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    Cha Cha Real Smooth

    ★★★★½

    the world needs more people like andrew

  • Kimi

    Kimi

    ★★★½

    the yassification of rear window (1954)

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    ★½

    this literally happened to my friend laurie 4 years ago

  • No Exit

    No Exit

    ★★★

    none of this would have happened if darby had allstate roadside assistance

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    mark my words this movie will be studied in film school for generations

  • The Adam Project

    The Adam Project

    ★★½

    shawn levy really should have called this “30 going on 13” instead

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    this movie should be required viewing for every man, woman, and child on earth.

  • Turning Red

    Turning Red

    ★★★★

    pixar really decided to give us a movie about what it would be like if puberty gained consciousness and i’m here for it!

  • X

    X

    ★★★★

    the pornification of the texas chainsaw massacre (1974)