maria

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my only accomplishment in life is that they showed my tumblr in a movie once, and that's about it

Favorite films

  • Breakfast on Pluto
  • Roman Holiday
  • Wings of Desire
  • Mulholland Drive

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  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • Lisa Frankenstein

    ★★★½

  • The Celluloid Closet

    ★★★★

  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★

    austin butler is so bald. i've never seen anyone be so bald in my life. so moisturised and bald. he was glowing more than edward in twilight. what's your megamind head skin care routine, elvis boy

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★½

    this movie starts us right off with a psychedelic colonoscopy to signify how clenched our asses will be for the next 2 hours and 15 minutes and i call this.... and i cannot stress this enough............... poetic cinema

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  • Lisa Frankenstein

    Lisa Frankenstein

    ★★★½

    we need more movies where cole sprouse doesn't talk

  • The Idea of You

    The Idea of You

    ★½

    when in doubt about your bisexuality, just watch one of these mid wattpad harry styles insert with hot people movies and you'll be good

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  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World

    ★★★★

    can't wait for the american remake with dakota johnson

  • Dead Poets Society

    Dead Poets Society

    ★★★★½

    i never thought i would be crying in the club over a bunch of rich look alike gay white boys but here we are