keep my boy caesar’s name out your fucking mouth!

ryan gosling’s charisma is more powerful than god himself

do they need a third

zendaya collecting white boys of the month like they’re infinity stones

zack snyder please i cannot keep defending you

in the name of the mother (orphan), the daughter (m3gan), and the holy spirit (abigail) 

i genuinely want to know what the president did that made texas and california join forces

this literally happened to my friend cecilia a few weeks ago

dev patel went absolutely bananas with this one

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king kong rides godzilla (not clickbait)

conor mcgregor try to act challenge (impossible)

all i can say is, bustin’ makes me feel good

if you showed this to a nun it would send them into cardiac arrest

Watched on Sunday March 17, 2024.

rip thelma & louise, you would’ve loved love lies bleeding 

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if only elodie had known you should never trust a mama’s boy

ted would’ve fucked chauncey up

Watched on Wednesday March 6, 2024.

Watched on Monday March 4, 2024.

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Watched on Saturday March 2, 2024.

we got another adam sandler drama but at what cost

Watched on Tuesday February 27, 2024.

leaving arrakis and coming back into our shitty reality after the movie ended was absolutely devastating

Watched on Sunday February 25, 2024.

justice for curlie

this makes morbius look like the godfather 

the tim burtonification of jennifer’s body

whoever gave henry cavill that haircut needs to be jailed

Watched on Saturday January 13, 2024.

would make a perfect double feature with bee movie 

reneé rapp is an icon, she’s a legend, and she is the moment

personally, i would’ve just put more chlorine in the pool

Watched on Tuesday December 26, 2023.

Watched on Monday December 25, 2023.

Watched on Monday December 25, 2023.

[oprah voice]: you get an oscar! and you get an oscar! everybody gets an oscar!!!

beep beep so let’s-a ride

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this is basically the virgin suicides for the boys

i need glen powell to be in at least one romcom a year. this is a demand.

i’m convinced that zack snyder had chatgpt write the screenplay

Watched on Sunday December 17, 2023.

lydia tár would’ve put this in her letterboxd top four

Watched on Saturday December 16, 2023.

he who controls the chocolate controls the universe

Watched on Monday December 11, 2023.

this should be the first movie barbie watches in the real world

brb, gonna go clear out the dvd section at target

not a cell phone in sight, just two queens living in the moment

thank you god for giving us beyoncé