Letterboxd - tyler https://letterboxd.com/mistat/ Letterboxd - tyler Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, 2024 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/kingdom-of-the-planet-of-the-apes/ letterboxd-review-589718751 Thu, 9 May 2024 05:41:54 +1200 2024-05-08 No Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024 3.5 653346

keep my boy caesar’s name out your fucking mouth!

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The Fall Guy, 2024 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/the-fall-guy-2024/ letterboxd-review-584746264 Wed, 1 May 2024 10:52:00 +1200 2024-04-30 No The Fall Guy 2024 4.0 746036

ryan gosling’s charisma is more powerful than god himself

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The Idea of You, 2024 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/the-idea-of-you-2024/ letterboxd-review-584194893 Tue, 30 Apr 2024 11:08:59 +1200 2024-04-29 No The Idea of You 2024 3.5 843527

do they need a third

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Challengers, 2024 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/challengers/ letterboxd-review-579838146 Tue, 23 Apr 2024 07:31:53 +1200 2024-04-22 No Challengers 2024 5.0 937287

zendaya collecting white boys of the month like they’re infinity stones

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Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver, 2024 - ★½ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/rebel-moon-part-two-the-scargiver/ letterboxd-review-577815931 Sat, 20 Apr 2024 04:36:56 +1200 2024-04-19 No Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver 2024 1.5 934632

zack snyder please i cannot keep defending you

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Abigail, 2024 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/abigail-2024/ letterboxd-review-576369411 Wed, 17 Apr 2024 06:44:59 +1200 2024-04-16 No Abigail 2024 3.5 1111873

in the name of the mother (orphan), the daughter (m3gan), and the holy spirit (abigail) 

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Civil War, 2024 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/civil-war-2024/ letterboxd-review-571687893 Tue, 9 Apr 2024 05:21:30 +1200 2024-04-08 No Civil War 2024 4.5 929590

i genuinely want to know what the president did that made texas and california join forces

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The First Omen, 2024 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/the-first-omen/ letterboxd-review-568462299 Thu, 4 Apr 2024 08:56:24 +1300 2024-04-03 No The First Omen 2024 4.0 437342

this literally happened to my friend cecilia a few weeks ago

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Monkey Man, 2024 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/monkey-man/ letterboxd-review-567903149 Wed, 3 Apr 2024 10:31:10 +1300 2024-04-02 No Monkey Man 2024 4.0 560016

dev patel went absolutely bananas with this one

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Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire, 2024 - ★★★ (contains spoilers) https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/godzilla-kong-the-new-empire/ letterboxd-review-563283843 Thu, 28 Mar 2024 06:28:11 +1300 2024-03-27 No Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 2024 3.0 823464

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king kong rides godzilla (not clickbait)

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Road House, 2024 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/road-house-2024/ letterboxd-review-559160594 Fri, 22 Mar 2024 06:43:11 +1300 2024-03-21 No Road House 2024 3.0 359410

conor mcgregor try to act challenge (impossible)

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Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, 2024 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/ghostbusters-frozen-empire/ letterboxd-review-558744842 Thu, 21 Mar 2024 11:42:56 +1300 2024-03-20 No Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire 2024 3.0 967847

all i can say is, bustin’ makes me feel good

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Immaculate, 2024 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/immaculate-2024/ letterboxd-review-557969954 Wed, 20 Mar 2024 06:26:41 +1300 2024-03-19 No Immaculate 2024 3.0 1041613

if you showed this to a nun it would send them into cardiac arrest

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Moonfall, 2022 - ★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/moonfall/ letterboxd-watch-556729504 Mon, 18 Mar 2024 10:19:58 +1300 2024-03-17 No Moonfall 2022 2.0 406759

Watched on Sunday March 17, 2024.

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Love Lies Bleeding, 2024 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/love-lies-bleeding-2024/ letterboxd-review-549766200 Fri, 8 Mar 2024 14:37:15 +1300 2024-03-07 No Love Lies Bleeding 2024 4.5 948549

rip thelma & louise, you would’ve loved love lies bleeding 

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Damsel, 2024 - ★★ (contains spoilers) https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/damsel-2024/ letterboxd-review-549498458 Fri, 8 Mar 2024 05:40:23 +1300 2024-03-07 No Damsel 2024 2.0 763215

This review may contain spoilers.

if only elodie had known you should never trust a mama’s boy

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Imaginary, 2024 - ★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/imaginary-2024/ letterboxd-review-549032135 Thu, 7 Mar 2024 10:13:40 +1300 2024-03-06 No Imaginary 2024 2.0 1125311

ted would’ve fucked chauncey up

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The Zone of Interest, 2023 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/the-zone-of-interest/ letterboxd-watch-549022411 Thu, 7 Mar 2024 09:57:57 +1300 2024-03-06 No The Zone of Interest 2023 4.0 467244

Watched on Wednesday March 6, 2024.

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Past Lives, 2023 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/past-lives/ letterboxd-watch-548049731 Tue, 5 Mar 2024 17:40:02 +1300 2024-03-04 No Past Lives 2023 4.5 666277

Watched on Monday March 4, 2024.

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Anatomy of a Fall, 2023 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/anatomy-of-a-fall/ letterboxd-watch-546957883 Mon, 4 Mar 2024 09:49:54 +1300 2024-03-03 No Anatomy of a Fall 2023 4.0 915935

Watched on Sunday March 3, 2024.

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American Fiction, 2023 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/american-fiction/ letterboxd-watch-546026372 Sun, 3 Mar 2024 09:28:55 +1300 2024-03-02 No American Fiction 2023 4.0 1056360

Watched on Saturday March 2, 2024.

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Spaceman, 2024 - ★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/spaceman-2024/1/ letterboxd-review-544810051 Fri, 1 Mar 2024 13:54:22 +1300 2024-02-29 No Spaceman 2024 2.0 636706

we got another adam sandler drama but at what cost

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Dune, 2021 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/dune-2021/2/ letterboxd-watch-543727004 Wed, 28 Feb 2024 16:45:42 +1300 2024-02-27 Yes Dune 2021 5.0 438631

Watched on Tuesday February 27, 2024.

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Dune: Part Two, 2024 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/dune-part-two/ letterboxd-review-542800051 Tue, 27 Feb 2024 07:33:44 +1300 2024-02-26 No Dune: Part Two 2024 5.0 693134

leaving arrakis and coming back into our shitty reality after the movie ended was absolutely devastating

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Captain America: Civil War, 2016 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/captain-america-civil-war/1/ letterboxd-watch-542447527 Mon, 26 Feb 2024 16:35:57 +1300 2024-02-25 Yes Captain America: Civil War 2016 4.5 271110

Watched on Sunday February 25, 2024.

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Drive-Away Dolls, 2024 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/drive-away-dolls/ letterboxd-review-539670929 Thu, 22 Feb 2024 17:20:57 +1300 2024-02-21 No Drive-Away Dolls 2024 2.5 957304

justice for curlie

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Madame Web, 2024 - ★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/madame-web/ letterboxd-review-533821012 Wed, 14 Feb 2024 07:43:32 +1300 2024-02-13 No Madame Web 2024 1.0 634492

this makes morbius look like the godfather 

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Lisa Frankenstein, 2024 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/lisa-frankenstein/ letterboxd-review-529916269 Thu, 8 Feb 2024 09:06:27 +1300 2024-02-07 No Lisa Frankenstein 2024 3.0 993784

the tim burtonification of jennifer’s body

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Argylle, 2024 - ★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/argylle/ letterboxd-review-525164234 Thu, 1 Feb 2024 07:35:06 +1300 2024-01-31 No Argylle 2024 2.0 848538

whoever gave henry cavill that haircut needs to be jailed

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Kung Fu Panda 3, 2016 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/kung-fu-panda-3/1/ letterboxd-watch-512026715 Sun, 14 Jan 2024 17:45:01 +1300 2024-01-13 Yes Kung Fu Panda 3 2016 3.5 140300

Watched on Saturday January 13, 2024.

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The Beekeeper, 2024 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/the-beekeeper-2024/ letterboxd-review-510181930 Fri, 12 Jan 2024 13:40:58 +1300 2024-01-11 No The Beekeeper 2024 3.0 866398

would make a perfect double feature with bee movie 

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Mean Girls, 2024 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/mean-girls-2024/ letterboxd-review-509246519 Thu, 11 Jan 2024 08:36:06 +1300 2024-01-10 No Mean Girls 2024 3.0 673593

reneé rapp is an icon, she’s a legend, and she is the moment

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Night Swim, 2024 - ★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/night-swim-2024/ letterboxd-review-504357454 Sat, 6 Jan 2024 08:21:30 +1300 2024-01-05 No Night Swim 2024 2.0 1072342

personally, i would’ve just put more chlorine in the pool

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Mr. Monk's Last Case: A Monk Movie, 2023 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/mr-monks-last-case-a-monk-movie/ letterboxd-watch-495852895 Wed, 27 Dec 2023 17:16:45 +1300 2023-12-26 No Mr. Monk's Last Case: A Monk Movie 2023 3.5 1100795

Watched on Tuesday December 26, 2023.

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The Imitation Game, 2014 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/the-imitation-game/ letterboxd-watch-494735460 Tue, 26 Dec 2023 12:06:34 +1300 2023-12-25 No The Imitation Game 2014 3.0 205596

Watched on Monday December 25, 2023.

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Die Hard, 1988 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/die-hard/2/ letterboxd-watch-494412428 Tue, 26 Dec 2023 04:17:44 +1300 2023-12-25 Yes Die Hard 1988 5.0 562

Watched on Monday December 25, 2023.

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The Color Purple, 2023 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/the-color-purple-2023/ letterboxd-review-492506738 Sat, 23 Dec 2023 10:45:55 +1300 2023-12-22 No The Color Purple 2023 4.5 558915

[oprah voice]: you get an oscar! and you get an oscar! everybody gets an oscar!!!

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Ferrari, 2023 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/ferrari-2023/ letterboxd-review-491875158 Fri, 22 Dec 2023 09:47:46 +1300 2023-12-21 No Ferrari 2023 4.0 365620

beep beep so let’s-a ride

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The Iron Claw, 2023 - ★★★★ (contains spoilers) https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/the-iron-claw-2023/ letterboxd-review-491452955 Thu, 21 Dec 2023 14:05:00 +1300 2023-12-20 No The Iron Claw 2023 4.0 850165

This review may contain spoilers.

this is basically the virgin suicides for the boys

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Anyone But You, 2023 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/anyone-but-you/ letterboxd-review-490910579 Wed, 20 Dec 2023 14:42:48 +1300 2023-12-19 No Anyone But You 2023 3.0 1072790

i need glen powell to be in at least one romcom a year. this is a demand.

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Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire, 2023 - ★½ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/rebel-moon-part-one-a-child-of-fire/ letterboxd-review-490331957 Tue, 19 Dec 2023 13:36:45 +1300 2023-12-18 No Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire 2023 1.5 848326

i’m convinced that zack snyder had chatgpt write the screenplay

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The Boy and the Heron, 2023 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/the-boy-and-the-heron/ letterboxd-watch-489944065 Mon, 18 Dec 2023 19:31:28 +1300 2023-12-17 No The Boy and the Heron 2023 3.5 508883

Watched on Sunday December 17, 2023.

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Maestro, 2023 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/maestro-2023/ letterboxd-review-489662724 Mon, 18 Dec 2023 11:22:57 +1300 2023-12-17 No Maestro 2023 4.0 523607

lydia tár would’ve put this in her letterboxd top four

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The Jerk, 1979 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/the-jerk/ letterboxd-watch-489102793 Sun, 17 Dec 2023 13:17:56 +1300 2023-12-16 No The Jerk 1979 3.5 6471

Watched on Saturday December 16, 2023.

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Wonka, 2023 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/wonka/ letterboxd-review-487491308 Thu, 14 Dec 2023 09:25:18 +1300 2023-12-13 No Wonka 2023 3.5 787699

he who controls the chocolate controls the universe

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You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah, 2023 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/you-are-so-not-invited-to-my-bat-mitzvah/ letterboxd-watch-486785186 Tue, 12 Dec 2023 18:45:39 +1300 2023-12-11 No You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah 2023 3.0 999644

Watched on Monday December 11, 2023.

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Poor Things, 2023 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/poor-things-2023/ letterboxd-review-486531092 Tue, 12 Dec 2023 09:21:02 +1300 2023-12-11 No Poor Things 2023 5.0 792307

this should be the first movie barbie watches in the real world

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Leave the World Behind, 2023 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/leave-the-world-behind-2023/ letterboxd-review-483496365 Wed, 6 Dec 2023 11:45:56 +1300 2023-12-05 No Leave the World Behind 2023 4.0 726209

brb, gonna go clear out the dvd section at target

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Eileen, 2023 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/eileen-2023/ letterboxd-review-483390747 Wed, 6 Dec 2023 07:37:31 +1300 2023-12-05 No Eileen 2023 3.5 664341

not a cell phone in sight, just two queens living in the moment

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Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé, 2023 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.com/mistat/film/renaissance-a-film-by-beyonce/ letterboxd-review-480947216 Fri, 1 Dec 2023 12:57:03 +1300 2023-11-30 No Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé 2023 4.0 1185743

thank you god for giving us beyoncé

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