• The Good Dinosaur

    The Good Dinosaur

    ★½

    ...at least it's pretty.

  • Boyhood

    Boyhood

    ★½

    A miserable experience that thinks it's way more profound than it actually is. It has nothing to say and its only value as a film comes from the novelty of its gimmick. Watch Lady Bird or The Florida Project instead.

  • Iron Man 2

    Iron Man 2

    ★★

    This movie is actually pretty solid for a first hour, but after Tony Stark pees in his suit the movie enters a downward spiral that it never recovers from. Still, if this is the weakest MCU movie, we could be doing a lot worse.

  • Shrek the Third

    Shrek the Third

    There is actually no reason to watch this

  • Shrek 2

    Shrek 2

    ★★★★½

    Legitimately one of the best sequels ever made, building upon everything that made the original movie special, while adding its own signature flavor to the franchise. Prepare to feel an unexpected feel.