• Anastasia: Once Upon a Time

    Anastasia: Once Upon a Time

    A movie with an absolutely batshit premise and zero actual plot. What a winning combo!

  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion

    Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion

    Wake me up when the last two episodes of the show come to theaters

  • Game Night

    Game Night

    ★★★★

    Only unrealistic part of the movie was when they all caught that egg

  • Synthwave Horror: Nosferatu

    Synthwave Horror: Nosferatu

    ★★

    "Remix culture is an amazing and valid form of artistic expression" and "this fucking blows" are two statements that can and should exist

  • Monster House

    Monster House

    ★★★½

    8 year old me was WRONG this movie kinda rules

  • Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

    Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

    ★★★

    It is extremely funny that this is an Academy Award nominated film

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Ignored this for a while due to its mixed reception, but I figured it was either Oscar Day or never when I finally gave it a watch. Genuinely electric and near flawless in its first half, but ultimately stumbles a little bit with a less engrossing second half consisting of undercooked drama and bizarre sequences. The Tobey Maguire sex dungeon really took me out of it and the ending felt especially pandering. With that said, Brad Pitt is honestly better…

  • Kung Fu Panda 4

    Kung Fu Panda 4

    bullshit

  • Megamind

    Megamind

    ★★★★½

    Watching this after the Doom Syndicate is probably how Lazarus felt after Jesus brought him back from being dead

  • Low Blow

    Low Blow

    ★½

    It was a movie I suppose

  • Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate

    Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate

    ½

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★½

    Hey man, I get it, I don't really want to visit the South either