James has written 188 reviews for films during 2023.

  • Theater Camp

    Theater Camp

    ★★★

    Ben Platt redemption arc?

  • Bug Buster

    Bug Buster

    ★½

    Once you get past the first 70 minutes out of 90 it's actually pretty fun

  • Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    ★★★★

    BALDUR'S GATE MENTIONED

  • Pokémon Concierge

    Pokémon Concierge

    ★★★½

    Where Lotad 😡

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★

    Is it normal to come out of one of these movies having enjoyed the human characters more than Godzilla?

  • Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget

    Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget

    ★★½

    Mid 2000s direct to DVD ass sequel

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★½

    Mark Ruffalo looks way too much like Lalo Salamanca in this

  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It should be illegal for a movie this comedically unhinged to play a liar revealed plotline out so, um, straight

  • Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2

    Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2

    ★★★

    Garbage Day is 10 times funnier when you know the context

  • The Killer

    The Killer

    ★★★

    Feels weird to describe a David Fincher movie about a hitman as "cute" but that's the general vibe I'm getting. A good time

  • Maestro

    Maestro

    ★★★

    Not the worst Oscar bait I've seen, though considering how desperately Bradley Cooper wants to win one, it is really funny that Carey Mulligan acts circles around him in every scene they're both in

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    ★★★½

    They really milked that one joke huh