• Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

    Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    So funny how the main villain of this incredible epic sprawling story is a tiny little Mike Wazowski looking ass gremlin

  • Cowboy Bebop

    Cowboy Bebop

    ★★★★

    The kind of anime that people who have sex can enjoy

  • Neon Genesis Evangelion
  • Fate/Apocrypha

    Fate/Apocrypha

    ★★½

    Was torn between a 5 and a 6 but the mere existence of Jack the Ripper drags this down to a 5. Needed more Shakespeare.

  • The Curse

    The Curse

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    That wasn't CG Nathan Fielder can just do that

  • Yona of the Dawn

    Yona of the Dawn

    ★★★½

    It ended just as it was getting really good :/

  • Toradora!

    Toradora!

    ★★★½

    Very good when Taiga is not beating the shit out of Ryuji

  • Squid Game

    Squid Game

    ★★★★½

    Aw hell yeah I love Splatoon

  • BLUE EYE SAMURAI

    BLUE EYE SAMURAI

    ★★★★★

    One of the most insane, vividly compelling action shows I've had the pleasure of seeing in quite some time, taking well-worn and familiar elements and gradually twisting them in ways that genuinely surprised me across the entire season, while tying everything together with one of the most unique and interesting internal conflicts I've seen a protagonist grapple with. A tour-de-force, too good for Netflix, simply earth-shattering in its sheer quality. Watch it immediately to help ensure it doesn't get cancelled before its story concludes.

  • Hawkeye

    Hawkeye

    ★★½

    Not too late to rebrand and become the TDCU (Tony Dalton Cinematic Universe)

  • Ms. Marvel

    Ms. Marvel

    ★★★½

    Cute! Make it a 2-hour movie next time

  • ted

    ted

    ★★★★

    Is he doing fucking Pippin?