At one point one of the main characters says "Ok, buzzkill", and at that moment I got down on my knees and prayed to God, thanking Him for the fact that this movie didn't release two years later.
Still better than Cars 2.
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Artemis Fowl 2020
The most insulting adaptation since The Last Airbender. An absolutely worthless piece of dogshit that sucks every compelling element out of an incredible book series and deforms it into an unrecognizable pulp. Every character is uninteresting, every directorial choice is incomprehensible, every scene is indescribably awful in its own unique way. Avoid this movie at all costs, especially if you have even the slightest attachment to the original source material.
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What's Up: Balloon to the Rescue! 2009
THE DEMON OF BABYLON DISGUISES HIMSELF WITH THE COAT OF THE RIGHTEOUS
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The Star Wars Holiday Special 1978
The most oppressive the Empire has ever felt in any Star Wars media. Andor will just have to settle for second place in this regard.
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