• Cowboy Bebop

    Cowboy Bebop

    ★★★★

    The kind of anime that people who have sex can enjoy

  • Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

    Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    So funny how the main villain of this incredible epic sprawling story is a tiny little Mike Wazowski looking ass gremlin

  • 12 Angry Men

    12 Angry Men

    ★★★★★

    Someone's gotta make an edit of this movie where they add Ace Attorney music and sound effects

  • Over the Garden Wall

    Over the Garden Wall

    ★★★½

    Reminds me of Infinity Train Season 1! You know, the nice, charming, good one that paved the way for the masterpieces that were Seasons 2 and 3

    Though to be fair Infinity Train doesn't have Greg

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★½

    "No one can imitate North Korean news anchors like you" gotta be the rarest compliment ever

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★½

    BEST MOTHERFUCKING PICTURE

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★½

    I've come to make an announcement:

    The Academy is a bitch ass motherfucker. They pissed on Song Kang-Ho's chances of getting a Supporting Actor nod. That's right, this bunch of quilly dicks pissed all over a truly nuanced and powerful performance and they said Brad Pitt's dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

    So I'm making a callout post on my letterboxd dot com: Academy, you got a small dick, its the size of this peach except way…

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★½

    Let's get one thing straight: Parasite is phenomenal. It's a stunning, subtle, and immensely powerful piece on class warfare and the nature of the human condition. It's also a tense, funny, extremely entertaining film that didn't feel its length at all. Go into it without knowing anything if you can; it made my viewing experience all the more exciting.

    But with that said...I didn't really like the ending? Tons of details, character arcs, and storylines felt like they were dropped…

  • Neon Genesis Evangelion
  • Schindler's List

    Schindler's List

    ★★★★★

    As iconic, almost mythic of a filmmaker Steven Spielberg is, this is the sort of film you would never imagine he has in him. Masterpiece in every sense of the word.

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★½

    Hey man, I get it, I don't really want to visit the South either

  • Nathan for You: Finding Frances

    Nathan for You: Finding Frances

    ★★★★

    You're filming something. It's kind of the purpose, right?