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  • May the 12th Be with You

    May the 12th Be with You 2024

    ½ Watched 10 May 2024

    Holy shit THAT'S what Marge sounds like now????? Please free Julie Kavner oh my God

    Deeply dire, artless, soulless, godless abomination. What are the jokes in this? When a ship lands and Ahsoka walks out of it, what's the joke there? That Ahsoka showed up??? And why does she have that fuckass Hutt baby from the Clone Wars movie?

    The credits music is literally just a random piece of the Phantom Menace score from the scene where they leave Coruscant for Naboo. It doesn't even fit here! What are you DOING

  • Unfrosted

    Unfrosted 2024

    ★½ Watched 04 May 2024

    I came to an unfortunate revelation about 15 minutes into this limp embarrassing farce: the concept of a cereal company feud being treated with the same weight and importance as the space race is a genuinely funny idea.

    I suppose it's quite an amazing feat to waste such a strong concept on some of the most deeply unfunny writing I've seen in quite some time. I laughed precisely once throughout this whole ordeal, and that was merely at the sight…

  • Knuckles

    Knuckles 2024

    ★★½ Watched 29 Apr 2024

    If you thought Episode 4 was the worst one then you are weak and will not survive the winter

  • Challengers

    Challengers 2024

    ★★★★½ Watched 30 Apr 2024

    Tashi's kid looks to be a little under 8 years old. Interesting

  • Kung Fu Panda 4

    Kung Fu Panda 4 2024

    Watched 08 Mar 2024

    bullshit

  • Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate

    Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate 2024

    ½ Watched 01 Mar 2024

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  • Madame Web

    Madame Web 2024

    ★ Watched 16 Feb 2024

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    When she taught them CPR I was like "Man I hope they use CPR on her in the final battle" and then THEY DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poetic cinema

  • Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All

    Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All 2024

    ★★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2024 1

    The funny

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two 2024

    ★★★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2024 2

    Hey man, I get it, I don't really want to visit the South either

  • ted

    ted 2024

    ★★★★ Watched 02 May 2024

    Is he doing fucking Pippin?

  • Pokémon Concierge

    Pokémon Concierge 2023

    ★★★½ Watched 29 Dec 2023

    Where Lotad 😡

  • Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

    Scott Pilgrim Takes Off 2023

    ★★★★½ Watched 19 Nov 2023 1

    This is like expecting a Christmas present that's really cool but it's something you already own, and instead you get something brand-new that's equally as cool