Ken outta Ken
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Parasite 2019
I've come to make an announcement:
The Academy is a bitch ass motherfucker. They pissed on Song Kang-Ho's chances of getting a Supporting Actor nod. That's right, this bunch of quilly dicks pissed all over a truly nuanced and powerful performance and they said Brad Pitt's dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".
So I'm making a callout post on my letterboxd dot com: Academy, you got a small dick, its the size of this peach except way…
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Parasite 2019
Let's get one thing straight: Parasite is phenomenal. It's a stunning, subtle, and immensely powerful piece on class warfare and the nature of the human condition. It's also a tense, funny, extremely entertaining film that didn't feel its length at all. Go into it without knowing anything if you can; it made my viewing experience all the more exciting.
But with that said...I didn't really like the ending? Tons of details, character arcs, and storylines felt like they were dropped…
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
If Banshees of Inisherin was in the hot dog finger universe then Padriac and Colm could've just eaten mustard out of each other's fingers and been ok
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La La Land 2016
Rewatched this because Dunkey told me to and surprise surprise it's still magnificent. I'm not super into Ryan Gosling's performance but the gorgeous cinematography, breathtaking musical numbers, electric romantic chemistry, and sublime writing perfectly illustrate why Damien Chazelle is an absolute master of his craft. Not quite as perfect as Whiplash, but it does have the slightly better ending. Hell, maybe the best ending I've ever seen in a movie.
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Oppenheimer 2023
Kinda speechless ngl. Glad I decided to see Barbie tomorrow cause this is NOT a feature you want to pair with anything. Gonna spend the rest of the day lying down, trying to process all of this, and crying. Or maybe I'll just play more Pikmin 4 idk
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Oppenheimer 2023
Einstein appears in three different moments in time in this film and in two of them he has a silly hat on. Why doesn't he have a silly hat in the third moment. Christopher Nolan explain yourself. Where is the third silly hat