• 101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure

    101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure

    ★★★½

    Like if Bolt was good

  • 12 Angry Men

    12 Angry Men

    ★★★★★

    Someone's gotta make an edit of this movie where they add Ace Attorney music and sound effects

  • 1917

    1917

    ★★★★

    This was really good but I could never shake the feeling that I was watching a 2-hour cutscene and never getting a chance to actually play the game.

    At least Roger Deakins will be a 2-time Oscar winner now.

  • 1941

    1941

    I feel like it's usually really reductive to say "that's two hours of my life I'm never gonna get back" about a movie

    But like

  • 3 Idiots

    3 Idiots

    ★★★½

    Zoobi Doobi goes fucking hard

  • The 7th Voyage of Sinbad

    The 7th Voyage of Sinbad

    ★★★½

    Yo when Temuera Morrison lost his lamp I was literally crying and shaking

  • Abominable

    Abominable

    ★★★

    This was really excellent for like 25 minutes and then it just turned into a worse version of Up

  • Ace Attorney

    Ace Attorney

    ★★★

    While extremely faithful to the original game in terms of its tone, look, and storyline, I feel like the most of the game's character work was lost in translation. The condensed time spent with these characters means the loss of some great character arcs for Phoenix, Maya, Edgeworth, and Gumshoe. I feel like I barely know who these people are, since the plot is always the focal point of the film and there's little time to breathe.

    Coming fresh off…

  • The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad

    The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad

    ★★★½

    Mr. Toad was the first influencer

  • The Adventures of Tintin

    The Adventures of Tintin

    ★★★★

    Dial of Destiny who? In this house we watch the REAL Indiana Jones 5

  • Aftersun

    Aftersun

    ★★★★★

    The kind of movie that makes you sit for 30 minutes and rethink every interaction you've ever had with your parents afterward

  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence

    A.I. Artificial Intelligence

    ★★★★½

    I promise you will never in a million years guess where the plot of this movie goes