• Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★½

    "No one can imitate North Korean news anchors like you" gotta be the rarest compliment ever

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★½

    BEST MOTHERFUCKING PICTURE

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★½

    I've come to make an announcement:

    The Academy is a bitch ass motherfucker. They pissed on Song Kang-Ho's chances of getting a Supporting Actor nod. That's right, this bunch of quilly dicks pissed all over a truly nuanced and powerful performance and they said Brad Pitt's dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

    So I'm making a callout post on my letterboxd dot com: Academy, you got a small dick, its the size of this peach except way…

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★½

    Let's get one thing straight: Parasite is phenomenal. It's a stunning, subtle, and immensely powerful piece on class warfare and the nature of the human condition. It's also a tense, funny, extremely entertaining film that didn't feel its length at all. Go into it without knowing anything if you can; it made my viewing experience all the more exciting.

    But with that said...I didn't really like the ending? Tons of details, character arcs, and storylines felt like they were dropped…

  • Whisper of the Heart

    Whisper of the Heart

    ★★★★★

    The video I'm making on this movie is going to kill me with its wholesomeness

  • Whisper of the Heart

    Whisper of the Heart

    ★★★★★

    Oh wait was I supposed to watch Tales of Earthsea next? Haha oops

  • Whisper of the Heart

    Whisper of the Heart

    ★★★★★

    Watched it again, this time with the original Japanese audio.

    I don't think it's the best Ghibli film, but it's absolutely my favorite. I feel like I've been waiting for a movie like this all my life.

  • Whisper of the Heart

    Whisper of the Heart

    ★★★★★

    This hit me so hard in so many ways. I haven't felt this "seen" by a movie since I first watched Lady Bird 4 years ago. Fuck, man, this is such a special film in so many ways. Every aspiring artist and dreamer needs to watch this. I'm never gonna be able to listen to Country Roads again without sobbing thanks

  • Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3

    ★★★★★

    Cycles between one of the most compelling, devastating portraits of a morally shaken hero ever put in a comic book movie, and some of the most batshit insane structural and narrative decisions the genre has ever seen. The resulting mixture is so tantalizing, so impossible to look away from, that it honestly confounds me whenever I try to pinpoint a legitimate critical score for it. There is simply nothing like Spider-Man 3. I go into it excited for its legendary…

  • Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3

    ★★★★★

    This is the only movie I rewatched in preparation for No Way Home

  • Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3

    ★★★★½

    The funniest superhero movie ever made, and my personal favorite of the Raimi trilogy. It never gets old to revisit.
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR-V1yukXB4

  • Romeo & Juliet: Sealed with a Kiss

    Romeo & Juliet: Sealed with a Kiss

    ★★★★★

    It's my birthday and Jess said I could pick the movie