• Shrek 2

    Shrek 2

    ★★★★½

    Legitimately one of the best sequels ever made, building upon everything that made the original movie special, while adding its own signature flavor to the franchise. Prepare to feel an unexpected feel.

  • Shrek the Third

    Shrek the Third

    There is actually no reason to watch this

  • Iron Man 2

    Iron Man 2

    ★★

    This movie is actually pretty solid for a first hour, but after Tony Stark pees in his suit the movie enters a downward spiral that it never recovers from. Still, if this is the weakest MCU movie, we could be doing a lot worse.

  • Boyhood

    Boyhood

    ★½

    A miserable experience that thinks it's way more profound than it actually is. It has nothing to say and its only value as a film comes from the novelty of its gimmick. Watch Lady Bird or The Florida Project instead.

  • The Good Dinosaur

    The Good Dinosaur

    ★½

    ...at least it's pretty.

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★★

    An utter delight of a film that I continue to revisit on a regular basis. It might actually be Wes Anderson's best movie, which is saying quite a lot.

  • The Big Sick

    The Big Sick

    ★★★★½

    An exceptionally enjoyable rom-com with solid performances from everyone involved. You can tell this was a passion project for Kumail and his wife, it comes across so strongly in this funny, heartfelt film. Ray Romano's voice is like butter in any movie he's in so there's that too

  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame

    The Hunchback of Notre Dame

    ★★★★

    I can never make up my mind about this one. It's a gigantic tonal mess with awful slapstick and comic relief, but this one ultimately has some of the best dramatic moments and songs in the entire Disney pantheon. The stage adaptation is better but kudos to Disney for really giving it their all with this one and creating a cult classic that's starting to gain more recognition as time goes on

  • Iron Man 3

    Iron Man 3

    ★★★★

    The best Iron Man movie. Y'all just hate fun.

  • The Nightmare Before Christmas

    The Nightmare Before Christmas

    ★★★½

    I'm not sure why they hired a different voice actor for Jack's speaking voice when he has like 5 spoken lines

    Anyway yeah good movie, visually stunning if a bit slight on story. Songs are aight

  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place

    ★★★

    John Krasinski is clearly a very talented horror director, but unfortunately his deft touch is burdened with a really stupid script that puts its characters in unnecessary danger for the sake of getting more scares. Worth a watch, but I don't expect to check it out again.

  • Ant-Man

    Ant-Man

    ★★½

    It's cute for an hour but then I got really bored and I wanted to turn it off. Rewatches have usually slightly improved the Marvel origin movies for me, but it did the opposite here